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Coming soon · 2027 edition

365 Dad Jokes

One illustrated groan for every day of the year. Dad’s page-a-day, on paper, for every day of 2027. The website stays free.

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Look inside

Twelve real pages from the 2027 edition, spread across the year.

  • How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.

    Currents of Conformity

    Jan 4, 2027

  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? A FSH!

    Aquatic Vowel Shortage

    Feb 10, 2027

  • My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

    Wife Workout Plan

    Mar 13, 2027

  • I liked the elephant school, I enjoyed the rhino college, but my favorite was the hippo campus.

    Tuition by the Watering Hole

    Apr 21, 2027

  • What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.

    Wizard of the Dog Park

    May 19, 2027

  • A friend was arrested for stealing a copy of an encyclopedia. He said, "I can explain everything!"

    Bail for the Bookworm

    Jun 28, 2027

  • Atheism is a Non Prophet Organization.

    Filing Status Unknown

    Jul 24, 2027

  • Your secret is safe with me… I wasn't even listening.

    Confidant of the Year

    Aug 10, 2027

  • I asked my dog what's two minus two, he said nothing.

    Math Tutor in Fur

    Sep 15, 2027

  • What kind of bug tells time? A clock roach.

    Punctual Pest

    Oct 6, 2027

  • Breaking news: there's a global coin shortage! We're all running low on common "cents"!

    Pocket Change Apocalypse

    Nov 13, 2027

  • What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

    Jungle Tier Membership

    Dec 8, 2027

Why a book?

One page a day

Every day of 2027 has its own illustrated joke. Turn the page, groan, repeat.

Starring Dad

Same Dad, same smug grin, a new gag on every page.

Three themes and a Wildcard

Pun Monday, Animal Wednesday, Food Friday, Wildcard.

Questions Dad gets asked

Is the website still free?

Yes. Today’s joke, the calendar, the archive and binge mode stay free. The book is for people who want the whole year on paper.

When can I get it?

Not yet. Leave your email and you’ll get one message when it is out. Nothing else.

What is inside?

One illustrated dad joke for each day of 2027, starring Dad, arranged as a page-a-day calendar with weekly themes: Pun Monday, Animal Wednesday, Food Friday, and a Wildcard on the other four days.

Will the jokes also be online?

Yes. Each one appears here on its own day. The book is the same jokes in order, without a screen.

Is it a good gift?

Dads are a hard audience because they already know the punchlines. That is exactly why it works.

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