Weather Jokes

11 weather dad jokes. You asked for it.

Solar Insight

I stayed up all night trying to figure where the Sun was… Then it dawned on me.

WordplaySpaceNight+1

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Migration Speed

Why do birds fly South for the Winter? It's faster than walking.

AnimalsBirdsWeather

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Cloudy People

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

SatireSarcasmRelationships+2

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Temperature Logic

If you're hotter than me… then it means I'm cooler than you.

WeatherSelf-DeprecatingIrony+2

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The Finn-tastic Vacation

Where do sharks go in summer vacation? Finland!

WordplayAnimalsTravel+2

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Trampoline Time: Spring Has Sprung

When do people start using their trampoline? Spring-time.

WeatherSportsLeisure

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Blown Away

A storm blew away only 25% of my roof last night. OOF!

WeatherFamilyPercentage

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Building with Penguins

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

AnimalsWordplayConstruction+1

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Brella hesitation

The guy who invented the umbrella was originally going to call it BRELLA But he hesitated...

WeatherWordplay

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Coldest City

What's the coldest city in Germany? Brr-lin.

WordplayGeographyWeather

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Frostbite

What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

ChristmasVampiresWeather+1

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