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Candle Jokes

3 candle dad jokes. You asked for it.

Birthday Safety Briefing

Birthday Safety Briefing

The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.

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Dragon Birthday Party

Dragon Birthday Party

I am more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out candles.

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Fire Marshal Approved

Fire Marshal Approved

Once you reach a venerable age… You just need 1 candle on your cake for one more year on Earth!

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