Birthday Jokes

8 birthday dad jokes. You asked for it.

Black Tie Optional

I threw a ball for my dog... It’s a bit extravagant, I know. But it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

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Mandatory Birthday Safety Briefing

The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.

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Hospital Records, Champ

Were any famous men born on your birthday? No, only little babies.

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Steaming At The Bakery

I am more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out candles.

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The One-Way Trip

What goes up and never comes down? Your age!

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Birthday Math Optional

How old would you feel if you didn’t know your age? Just a genuine question.

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Cake Math

Don't worry about getting older... You're still younger than you'll be next year! Happy Birthday

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Fire Marshal Approved

Once you reach a venerable age... You just need 1 candle on your cake for one more year on Earth!

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