Birthday Jokes

10 birthday dad jokes. You asked for it.

Winging It

I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.

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Number on the Cake

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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Black Tie Optional

I threw a ball for my dog… It's a bit extravagant, I know. But it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

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Birthday Card Material

You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

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Birthday Safety Briefing

The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.

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Birth Records Request

Were any famous men born on your birthday? No, only little babies.

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Dragon Birthday Party

I am more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out candles.

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Birthday Elevator

What goes up and never comes down? Your age!

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Cake Math

Don't worry about getting older… You're still younger than you'll be next year! Happy Birthday!

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Fire Marshal Approved

Once you reach a venerable age… You just need 1 candle on your cake for one more year on Earth!

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