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Carrot Jokes

3 carrot dad jokes. You asked for it.

Rabbit Eye Exam

Rabbit Eye Exam

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

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Snowman Digs for Carrots

Snowman Digs for Carrots

Why was the snowman looking through carrots? He was picking his nose!

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Vegetable Syllogism

Vegetable Syllogism

Carrot is orange but orange is not carrot.

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