Logic Jokes

9 logic dad jokes. You asked for it.

The Paradox of Perfection

If I'm a nobody, and nobody is perfect, does that mean I'm perfect?

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The Expectation Paradox

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

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Apple Logic

How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them. All apples grow on an apple tree.

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Beer Logic

Education is important, beer is importanter.

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Invulnerable Logic

If what you don’t know can’t hurt you... YOU ARE... INVULNERABLE.

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Lazy Logic

I don't understand why people don't like lazy people. They didn't do anything.

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Orange Logic

Carrot is orange but orange is not carrot.

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Sincerely, Science

Dear Religion, Pics or it didn’t happen... Sincerely, Science

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Problem Solver

I found a book called 'How to solve 50% of your problems'. So I bought 2 of them.

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