Logic Jokes

18 logic dad jokes. You asked for it.

Risk Management Lecture

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need one only if you go skydiving twice.

Skydiving Parachute Logic

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Logical Conclusion Reached

A bus station is where bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation…

Logic Language Office

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Survivor Bias Special

Have you noticed that all people in favor of birth control are already born?

Irony Observation Logic+1

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Management 101

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was blaming you.

Blame Relationships Logic+2

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Logic After One Beer

If I'm a nobody, and nobody is perfect, does that mean I'm perfect?

Logic Philosophy

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Logic Trap In Aisle Six

If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

Paradox Philosophy Logic+1

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Brain Knot Untied

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

Paradox Philosophy Logic+1

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Orchard Math

How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them. All apples grow on an apple tree.

Fruit Math Logic

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Streak Officially Intact

I have only been wrong once in my entire life. It was when I thought I was wrong but turned out I was right.

Ego Confidence Logic

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Knock On That

It's bad luck to be superstitious!

Irony Logic Beliefs

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Diner Logic Hours

"Black coffee. No cream, please.", "Sir, we ran out of cream. Can I make it with no milk instead?"

Coffee Logic Breakfast

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Logic Eats Itself

All generalizations are wrong, including this one!

Logic Paradox Philosophy+1

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You Get The Idea

There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

Logic Math Statistics+1

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Math From The Recliner

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

Parents Family Math+2

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Couch Diplomacy

Relationship between men and women is psychological. She is psycho and he is logical.

Relationship Men Women+2

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Backyard Logic

Carrot is orange but orange is not carrot.

Orange Logic Vegetables+1

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Search Party Of One

Are you sure you lost your keys here? No, but the light’s better here!

Keys Logic Lost

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Reading For Results

I found a book called 'How to solve 50% of your problems'. So I bought 2 of them.

Book Math Reading+1

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