Lawn Jokes

5 lawn dad jokes. You asked for it.

Strong Opinions In The Yard

Green is my all time favorite color. I love it even more than blue and yellow combined.

ColorLawn

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Bees Win This Round

No Mow May! We're rooting for you. Lettuce grow!

LawnGarden

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New Default Setting

Being 'tired' has stopped being just a temporary state for me. It's practically become part of my personality now.

TiredAgingLawn

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Neighbor Envy 101

The grass is always greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit!

NeighborLawn

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Property Line Mathematics

What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence!

YardNeighborLawn

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