Neighbor Jokes

6 neighbor dad jokes. You asked for it.

My neighbors are listening to great music, whether they like it or not.

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Before I buy a leaf blower I want to make sure I understand the rules. We just blow the leaves at each other's houses, right?

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I think my neighbor is stalking me… I saw her googling my name through my telescope last night.

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The grass is always greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit!

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Nothing brings neighbors together quite like cop cars parked outside a different neighbor's house.

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What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence!

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