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Neighbor Jokes

3 neighbor dad jokes. You asked for it.

Suspicious Stargazing

Suspicious Stargazing

I think my neighbor is stalking me... I saw her googling my name through my telescope last night.

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Neighbor Envy 101

Neighbor Envy 101

The grass is always greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit!

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Property Line Mathematics

Property Line Mathematics

What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence!

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