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Vol. I, No. 44

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Eulogy at the Diner

By Dad, Senior Groan Editor

Eulogy at the Diner. He died last Fryday. Don't worry, he wasn't beaten and went over easy. Now he's sunny side up and in a much better plate. He will be missed, an eggceptional friend.

Eulogy at the Diner

A sunny farewell to an egg.

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He died last Fryday. Don't worry, he wasn't beaten and went over easy. Now he's sunny side up and in a much better plate. He will be missed, an eggceptional friend.

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