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Food Friday

Seafood diets, cheesy lines and the occasional bad egg.

41 jokes

Most difficult things to say: I'm sorry, I need help, Worcestershire sauce.

The Big Three

Oct 9, 2026

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

Bear Passes on Pudding

Oct 2, 2026

I liked beer so much that my family didn't know I drank until they saw me sober!

A Quiet Reveal

Sep 25, 2026

What do you call a German sausage made of other German sausages? The wurst of the wurst.

Encased Royalty

Sep 18, 2026

Remember, a small bottle of vodka not only makes your table look nice but also covers any cooking mistakes.

Garnish, Officially

Sep 11, 2026

Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese.

Wheels of Time

Sep 4, 2026

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal—funnier, smarter, better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.

The Tape Never Lies

Aug 28, 2026

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Breakfast Plate Economics

Aug 21, 2026

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Ancient Wisdom Updated

Aug 14, 2026

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Service With a Subtext

Aug 7, 2026

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Two Stools One Diagnosis

Jul 31, 2026

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications!

Breakfast Tech Stack

Jul 24, 2026

I love coffee. It's Red Bull for old people.

Mug Fueled Existence

Jul 17, 2026

Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet! As long as I don't eat anything else today and tomorrow.

On Track, Technically

Jul 10, 2026

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

The Buffet Strategy

Jul 3, 2026

If my body is a temple, then… eating pancakes is a form of prayer.

Pancake Liturgy

Jun 26, 2026

The banana went to see the doctor because she was not peeling well.

Tropical Waiting Room

Jun 19, 2026

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!

Caffeine Policy

Jun 12, 2026

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Forest Dentistry Update

Jun 5, 2026

Cooking this weekend? Don't forget the pickle… it's kind of a big dill.

Brining Down the House

May 29, 2026

If a chef makes a chef salad, who makes tuna salad?

Kitchen Identity Crisis

May 22, 2026

Have you seen the new movie on shredded cheese? Grate Expectations Directed by Mozzarella Scorsqueaky It's Grated.

Now Showing in the Deli

May 15, 2026

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it's a piece of cake!

Following Instructions

May 8, 2026

My wife said I make salads too dry. Definitely something that needs addressing…

Bowl of Diplomacy

May 1, 2026