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Eulogy at the Diner

EULOGY AT THE DINER

He died last Fryday. Don't worry, he wasn't beaten and went over easy. Now he's sunny side up and in a much better plate. He will be missed, an eggceptional friend.

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Send the people you love off with a smile and a terrible pun. If the pun lands, take a bow; if it doesn't, take a bigger one β€” the silence is the standing ovation.

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