Vol. I, No. 72

Forecast Cheesy in the morning, corny by dinner

Back issueFood Friday

Schoolyard Grammar Crisis

Schoolyard Grammar Crisis. Education is important, beer is importanter.

Schoolyard Grammar Crisis

The diploma and the pint are both present.

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Education is important, beer is importanter.

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