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Schoolyard Grammar Crisis

SCHOOLYARD GRAMMAR CRISIS

Education is important, beer is importanter.

Dad's Take

Read the book, then sit on the porch with a cold one and think about it. The thinking is the part everyone tries to skip these days.

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