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Vol. I, No. 135

Forecast Cheesy in the morning, corny by dinner

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Have you seen the new movie on shredded cheese?

By Dad, Senior Groan Editor

Now Showing in the Deli. Have you seen the new movie on shredded cheese? Grate Expectations Directed by Mozzarella Scorsqueaky It's Grated.

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The cheese is directing its own film.

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Grate Expectations Directed by Mozzarella Scorsqueaky It's Grated.

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