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Have you seen the new movie on shredded cheese? Grate Expectations Directed by Mozzarella Scorsqueaky It's Grated

Dad's Take

A streaming queue with 400 movies and you can't pick one. Watch what your father liked once a month β€” turns out the old guys figured a few things out.

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