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Vol. I, No. 191

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Back issueFood Friday

Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet!

By Dad, Senior Groan Editor

On Track, Technically. Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet! As long as I don't eat anything else today and tomorrow.

On Track, Technically

The diet is going remarkably well.

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As long as I don't eat anything else today and tomorrow.

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