ON TRACK, TECHNICALLY

Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet! As long as I don't eat anything else today and tomorrow.

Dad's Take

Diets that depend on never eating after Tuesday tend to end badly on Wednesday. Eat the actual meal, walk twenty minutes, repeat — that's the whole book.

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