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Vol. I, No. 240

Forecast Cheesy in the morning, corny by dinner

Back issueFood Friday

The Tape Never Lies

By Dad, Senior Groan Editor

The Tape Never Lies. Dear Alcohol, we had a deal—funnier, smarter, better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.

The Tape Never Lies

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Dear Alcohol, we had a deal—funnier, smarter, better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.

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