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The Tape Never Lies

THE TAPE NEVER LIES

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal—funnier, smarter, better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.

Dad's Take

Look at the photos before you reach for the bottle and decide what kind of guest you want to be. Two is a story, four is a recording your kids will find. Pace yourself.

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