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The Tape Never Lies

The Tape Never Lies. Dear Alcohol, we had a deal—funnier, smarter, better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.
The video evidence is not flattering.

The joke

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal—funnier, smarter, better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.

Clip and send

Send it to someone who’ll pretend to hate it.

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