Vol. I, No. 279

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Slow Word Experiment

Slow Word Experiment. If you say the word "GULLIBLE" really slowly, it sounds like lemons.

Slow Word Experiment

Dad has put out lemons, just in case.

The answer

If you say the word "GULLIBLE" really slowly, it sounds like lemons.

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  1. 1 Read the headline
  2. 2 The page turns itself
  3. 3 Groan, then send it
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