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Vol. I, No. 302

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Half my friends love my new sunglasses, the other half hate them.

By Dad, Chief Pun Correspondent

Shades of Controversy. Half my friends love my new sunglasses, the other half hate them. They’re really polarizing…

Shades of Controversy

Half the room approves of the sunglasses.

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They’re really polarizing…

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