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Late Edition

Vol. I, No. 299

Forecast Heavy puns, clearing by lunch

Back issuePun Monday

How’s the new furniture store doing?

By Dad, Barbecue Bureau Chief

Grand Opening Report. How’s the new furniture store doing? Sofa, so good!

Grand Opening Report

The showroom is full of comfortable optimism.

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Sofa, so good!

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