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Vol. I, No. 309

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Number of unicorns + 5 = 5.

By Dad, Chief Pun Correspondent

Math Class for Believers. Number of unicorns + 5 = 5. Unicorns don’t exist.

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Zero unicorns were harmed in this equation.

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Unicorns don’t exist.

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