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Math Class for Believers

MATH CLASS FOR BELIEVERS

Number of unicorns + 5 = 5, unicorns they don't exist

Dad's Take

Don't budget for unicorns and don't bank on bonuses you haven't seen in writing. Promises evaporate; signed contracts pay rent.

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