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Today’s big storyThursday, November 5, 2026Wildcard

Math Class for Believers

Math Class for Believers. Number of unicorns + 5 = 5. Unicorns don’t exist.
Zero unicorns were harmed in this equation.

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Number of unicorns + 5 = 5. Unicorns don’t exist.

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