Aliens Jokes

5 aliens dad jokes. You asked for it.

Cosmic Cold Shoulder

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

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Galactic Review

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system? They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.

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Space Apologies

NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo-G. 🚀👽🛰️

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Short Legs, Big Laughs

What’s ET short for? Because he’s got little legs.

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Dino Space Fail

THE DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE A SPACE PROGRAM

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