Aliens Jokes

3 aliens dad jokes. You asked for it.

Smart Money Stays Home

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

AliensSpaceIntelligence

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Skipped by Tourists

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system? They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.

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Houston We Owe One

NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo-G. 🚀👽🛰️

AliensSpaceApology

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