Intelligence Jokes

9 intelligence dad jokes. You asked for it.

Lab Returned The Verdict

My IQ Test Results came back… They were negative.

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Hooked on Phonics

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? It's the spelling bee.

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Smart Phone, Dumb User

What's the opposite of Artificial Intelligence? Natural stupidity.

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Socrates In Slippers

I know I am intelligent because I know that I know nothing.

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Smart Money Stays Home

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

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You Get The Idea

There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Genius With Bedhead

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Einstein

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Apple, Meet Different Tree

Your kid may be a genius, but you’re still a dummy.

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Inventory Check

Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from? Must've come from your mom. I've still got mine.

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