Cosmic Cold Shoulder
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
SpaceAliensIntelligence+1
SPACE JOKES
4 space dad jokes. You asked for it.
Everything's Fine for Now
The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years. And you sit there... acting like everything is fine!
Dark HumorSarcasmSpace+2
Weight Loss on Mars
Weigh 200 pounds on Earth? On Mars, you'd be a svelte 76 pounds. You're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet!
FitnessSpaceScience+1
Dino Space Fail
THE DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE A SPACE PROGRAM
DinosaursSpaceExtinction+2