Space Jokes

7 space dad jokes. You asked for it.

Worst Date Spot Ever

Have you heard about the restaurant ON THE MOON? Great food, no atmosphere.

RestaurantSpaceFood

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Smart Money Stays Home

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

AliensSpaceIntelligence

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Skipped by Tourists

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system? They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.

AliensSpace

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Cosmic Karaoke Night

Which planet loves to sing? Nep-tune!

SpaceSingingMusic

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Houston We Owe One

NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo-G. 🚀👽🛰️

AliensSpaceApology

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Cosmic Reassignment

Weigh 200 pounds on Earth? On Mars, you'd be a svelte 76 pounds. You're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet!

WeightGravitySpace

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NASA Saw This Coming

THE DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE A SPACE PROGRAM

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