Space Jokes

11 space dad jokes. You asked for it.

Day Revolution

The rotation of Earth really made my day.

WordplayScienceSpace+1

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Solar Insight

I stayed up all night trying to figure where the Sun was… Then it dawned on me.

WordplaySpaceNight+1

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Lunar Dining

Have you heard about the restaurant ON THE MOON? Great food, no atmosphere.

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Cosmic Cold Shoulder

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

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Galactic Review

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system? They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.

WordplayAliensSpace+1

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Melodic Planet

Which planet loves to sing? Nep-tune!

WordplaySpaceMusic

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Space Apologies

NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo-G. 🚀👽🛰️

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Everything's Fine for Now

The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years. And you sit there... acting like everything is fine!

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Fly in the Mind

What do you get when a fly is buzzing inside a blonde's head? A space invader!

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Weight Loss on Mars

Weigh 200 pounds on Earth? On Mars, you'd be a svelte 76 pounds. You're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet!

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Dino Space Fail

THE DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE A SPACE PROGRAM

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