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Battery Jokes

3 battery dad jokes. You asked for it.

Inventory Liquidation

Inventory Liquidation

How much did the man sell his dead batteries for? Nothing, they are free of charge!

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Thumb Theology

Thumb Theology

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

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Two Bars of Genius

Two Bars of Genius

Smart phone. Dumb battery.

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