Phone Jokes

6 phone dad jokes. You asked for it.

The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.

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If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!

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When the phone was tied with wire, Humans were free

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I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button BUT I'm still at work.

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A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service: You just play games.

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Smart phone. Dumb battery.

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