Technology Jokes
54 technology dad jokes. You asked for it.
Fast Errors
Computers make very very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Linux Upgrade
The box said 'Windows 10 or better'. So, I installed Linux.
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Caffeine Coding
Programmers: tools for converting caffeine into code.
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Blaming Technology
To err is human and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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Telephonic Progress
What was a more useful invention than the first telephone? The second telephone.
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Shared Prime
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
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Linux Logic
Linux is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand its simplicity.
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Pi Precision
Easy to remember, my password is the last 16 digits of the number PI.
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Phone Finding
The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.
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Transparent View
What invention allows to see though walls? Windows!
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Morse Apology
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? A re-morse code.
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Programmed Poultry
Why did the robot chicken cross the road? He was programmed to!
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AI Contrast
What's the opposite of Artificial Intelligence? Natural stupidity.
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Agreement Strategy
How is arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement? In the end you ignore it all and click 'I agree'.
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Self-Driving Blues
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before there's a song where a guy's truck leaves him too.
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The $19.95 Scam Lesson
So many scams on the internet... but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them!!!
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The Light Bulb Dilemma
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.
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Digital Gains Over Physical Pains
I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop.
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Seeing the Code: Dad's New Perspective
Why did the Dad become a programmer? Because he wanted to C more!
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When the Web Fit on a CD
Remember? Those were the days when you could download the Internet in a single CD!
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