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18 technology dad jokes. You asked for it.

One Cartridge One Love

One Cartridge One Love

My printer's name is Bob Marley because it's always jammin'

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Outsourced The Groans

Outsourced The Groans

AI Bad Joke Factory, finally a way to blame robots for bad jokes!

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Strategic Redundancy

Strategic Redundancy

The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.

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Smart Phone, Dumb User

Smart Phone, Dumb User

What's the opposite of Artificial Intelligence? Natural stupidity.

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Heartbreak in Six Cylinders

Heartbreak in Six Cylinders

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before there's a song where a guy's truck leaves him too.

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Abs of Pixels

Abs of Pixels

I’ve decided to stop exercising and just learn ChatGPT. It can generate abs much faster than I can.

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Back When It Fit

Back When It Fit

Remember? Those were the days when you could download the Internet in a single CD!

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Machine Versus Man

Machine Versus Man

A computer does what you command it to do, but not necessarily what you want it to do.

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Thumb Theology

Thumb Theology

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

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Memory Real Estate

Memory Real Estate

You'd think the brain area that remembered phone numbers would now handle passwords! But... nope!

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Tech Support, Furious

Tech Support, Furious

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button BUT I'm still at work.

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Backwards Like My Tax Forms

Backwards Like My Tax Forms

wHEN CAPS LOCK IS ON AND YOU HOLD SHIFT ON THE FIRST LETTER

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Inbox Of The Enlightened

Inbox Of The Enlightened

Can Zen masters send emails? Yes, but no attachment.

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Breakfast Tech Stack

Breakfast Tech Stack

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications!

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