TECHNOLOGY JOKES

13 technology dad jokes. You asked for it.

The box said 'Windows 10 or better'. So, I installed Linux.

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

Easy to remember, my password is the last 16 digits of the number PI.

What's the opposite of Artificial Intelligence? Natural stupidity.

How is arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement? In the end you ignore it all and click 'I agree'.

So many scams on the internet... but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them!!!

Remember? Those were the days when you could download the Internet in a single CD!

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!

First thing I do when I get on a Linux computer is to remove the French language pack with [ sudo rm -fr ./* ]

My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

The toughest thing about being human? Realizing you have no 'Ctrl+Z' for life's mistakes

Smart phone. Dumb battery.