Cattle Jokes

3 cattle dad jokes. You asked for it.

Bovine Comfort Class

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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Stolen Material

There were two cows in a field. One said 'Moo'. The other: 'I was going to say that!'

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Pasture Tech Support

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work

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