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Silly Jokes

9 silly dad jokes. You asked for it.

Wrong Species, Right Vibe

Wrong Species, Right Vibe

Have you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?

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Committee Of One

Committee Of One

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

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Old Arcade Reference

Old Arcade Reference

What do you get when a fly is buzzing inside a blonde's head? A space invader!

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Stolen Material

Stolen Material

There were two cows in a field. One said 'Moo'. The other: 'I was going to say that!'

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Australian Engineering

Australian Engineering

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Trim For The Flock

Trim For The Flock

Where do sheep get their haircut? At the Bah-Bah-Shop.

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Box Office Booty

Box Office Booty

What is the new pirates movie rated? Arrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Patience Drill

Patience Drill

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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