Farm Jokes

8 farm dad jokes. You asked for it.

Trophy for Standing Still

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

FarmCareer

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Pickup Lines, Country Edition

How do you win the heart of a female farmer? Attract her!

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Bovine Comfort Class

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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Pasture Care Plan

What do you call a home for insane horses? Unstable!

AnimalsInsanityFarm

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Dairy Aisle Disaster

What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.

CowAnimalsFarm

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Barnyard Genetics 101

If you cross an owl and a rooster, do you get a cock that stays up all night?

OwlAnimalsFarm

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Pasture Tech Support

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work

CowsCattleFarm

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Produce And Poultry

What do an orange and a parrot have in common? Neither of them can drive a tractor.

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