FARM JOKES

5 farm dad jokes. You asked for it.

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

I asked the waiter how they prepared their Chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."

Every time I tell a punny cow joke, I butcher it.

Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

Why are chickens considered good employees? Because they work around the cluck.