Cooking Jokes

13 cooking dad jokes. You asked for it.

Suspicious Pasta Bowl

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Pasta Food Cooking

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Slow Lane Connoisseurs

Why do some people eat snails? Because they don't like fast food.

Food Cooking Slow+1

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House Specialty

I asked the waiter how they prepared their Chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."

Chicken Restaurant Cooking+1

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Kitchen Grammar Crisis

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?

Cooking English

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Grill Master Disclaimer

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Food Health Cooking+1

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Husband Of The Year

Every wife should understand one thing: A dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently.

Wife Cooking Marriage+1

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Decorated And Marinated

The soldier who survived mustard-gas and pepper-spray is now a seasoned veteran

Cooking

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Garnish, Officially

Remember, a small bottle of vodka not only makes your table look nice but also covers any cooking mistakes.

Cooking Kitchen Drinks+1

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Kitchen Identity Crisis

If a chef makes a chef salad, who makes tuna salad???

Salad Food Cooking

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Tummy Trouble Tribunal

Why is proving food poisoning so tough? Because you just can't come up with any solid evidence.

Food Stomach Cooking

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Brining Down The House

Cooking this weekend? Don't forget the pickle... it's kind of a big dill.

Cooking Food Weekend+1

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Bowl Of Diplomacy

My wife said I make salads too dry. Definitely something that needs addressing...

Salad Wife Kitchen+2

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Read Em By The Tongs

You can tell a lot about a man by how many times they flip their steaks while cooking.

Grill Steak Cooking+1

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