Salad Jokes

6 salad dad jokes. You asked for it.

PR for Lunch

People are a lot less judgy when you say you ate an avocado salad instead of a bowl of guacamole.

SaladLunch

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Salad Has Enemies

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

AnimalsSalad

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Kitchen Identity Crisis

If a chef makes a chef salad, who makes tuna salad?

SaladCooking

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Botany at the Buffet

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!

TomatoFruitSalad+1

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Bowl of Diplomacy

My wife said I make salads too dry. Definitely something that needs addressing…

SaladKitchenMarriage

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Produce Aisle Gossip

Why is the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.

TomatoSaladVegetable

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