Salad Jokes

5 salad dad jokes. You asked for it.

PR For Lunch

People are a lot less judgy when you say you ate an avocado salad instead of a bowl of guacamole.

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Kitchen Identity Crisis

If a chef makes a chef salad, who makes tuna salad???

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Botany at the Buffet

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!

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Bowl Of Diplomacy

My wife said I make salads too dry. Definitely something that needs addressing...

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Produce Aisle Gossip

Why is the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.

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