Food Jokes

48 food dad jokes. You asked for it.

Undead Goes Plant Based

What does a vegetarian zombie eat? GRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSS

Zombie Vegetarian Halloween+1

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The Buffet Strategy

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Food Diet Eating

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A Riddle With Layers

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

Tomato Riddle Absurd+2

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Suspicious Pasta Bowl

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Pasta Food Cooking

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Slow Garden Drama

What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.

Tomato Food Garden+2

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Grocery Aisle Confession

What did the vegan say? I made a big missed steak.

Steak Food Diet

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Tip Well Or Else

Heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu! You get what you deserve.

Restaurant Food

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Snack At Mach One

What is fast, loud, crunchy? A rocket Chip!

Food

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Black Belt Bacon

What should you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!

Pig Animals Food

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Following Instructions

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it's a piece of cake!!

School Food

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Slow Lane Connoisseurs

Why do some people eat snails? Because they don't like fast food.

Food Cooking Slow+1

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Produce Aisle Confession

A new study found that human eat more bananas than Monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Fruit Food

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House Specialty

I asked the waiter how they prepared their Chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."

Chicken Restaurant Cooking+1

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Worst Date Spot Ever

Have you heard about the restaurant ON THE MOON? Great food, no atmosphere.

Restaurant Space Food

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Rude Bovine Energy

What do you call a cow with bad manners? Beef Jerky.

Cow Food Animals

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Pre Filled Dessert Decline

Why did the Teddy Bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

Dessert Food

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Slice Of Wisdom

Don't bite off more than you can chew unless it's pizza.

Pizza Food Advice+1

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Wheels Of Time

Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese.

Cheese Age Aging+2

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Loophole Located

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

Fridge Food Kitchen

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Nutritionally Symmetrical

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

Diet Food Balance+1

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Breakfast With Roget

What do Thesaurus have for breakfast? Synonym rolls!

Breakfast Words Food

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Olympic Caliber Athlete

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.

Exercise Food Fitness

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Reception Caught Fire

Two slices of bread got married. The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.

Wedding Marriage Food

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Delivered In Thirty Minutes

Why are pizza jokes the worst? They're too cheesy...

Pizza Cheese Food+1

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