Dinosaurs Jokes

8 dinosaurs dad jokes. You asked for it.

Dinosaur Wordsmith

What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A thesaurus!

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Extinct Strategy

Why can't dinosaurs play chess? Cuz… they're all dead?

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Dinosaur Reincarnation

A Tyrannosaurus Ghost appears to the chicken, saying "Remember who you are!"

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Jurassic Peekaboo

What do you call a dinosaur playing hide and seek?? A Doyouthinkhesaurus.

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Tyrannosaurus T-Shirt

T-shirt is short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.

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Extinct Dinosaurs Joke

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they are extinct!

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Dino Space Fail

THE DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE A SPACE PROGRAM

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Dino Detective

I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.

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