Animals Jokes

39 animals dad jokes. You asked for it.

A Real Tight Squeeze

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

ElephantAnimals

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Pasture Premiere Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Big Cat Problem

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

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Off Beat And Loving It

Why aren't dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.

DancingFeetAnimals

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Tuition By The Watering Hole

I liked the elephant school, I enjoyed the rhino college, but my favorite was the hippo campus

SchoolAnimalsEducation

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Marsupial Snub

Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet all the koalafications.

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Black Belt Bacon

What should you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!

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Hooked on Phonics

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? It's the spelling bee.

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Weight Class Differences

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other? A little lighter!

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A Tail Of Modesty

Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To cover their butt quacks.

Animals

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Big Animal, Small Footprint

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant.

ElephantAnimals

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Cornering A Mollusk

Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of its shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.

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Wrong Species, Right Vibe

Have you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?

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Forest Dentistry Update

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

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Rude Bovine Energy

What do you call a cow with bad manners? Beef Jerky.

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Pasture Care Plan

What do you call a home for insane horses? Unstable!

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Two Centuries On The Hoof

What you call a 200-year old buffalo? A bisontennial.

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Marsupial Remote Skills

How do koala bears stop a TV show? They hit the paws button.

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Dairy Aisle Disaster

What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.

CowAnimalsFarm

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Trick Question Champion

How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them! Skyscrapers can't jump!

AnimalsRiddleTrivia

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Animal Kingdom Review

It doesn't bother me when people won't talk to me, when a dog won't let me pet it, that really stings.

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Barnyard Genetics 101

If you cross an owl and a rooster, do you get a cock that stays up all night?

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Zoo Wisdom

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!

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Cold Construction Tips

How did the penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

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