Animals Jokes

108 animals dad jokes. You asked for it.

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

Animals Wordplay Clothing+1

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Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

Animals Elephant Phone+1

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Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

Animals Farm Wordplay+2

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Hive Mystery

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleavable.

Wordplay Insects Animals+2

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Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

Animals Wordplay Nature+1

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Selfish Crustaceans

Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.

Animals Wordplay Sea-Life+1

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Twin Tentacles

What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.

Ocean Animals Wordplay+1

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Salty Sneeze

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

Animals Sea-Life Wordplay+2

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Frog's Fate

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!

Animals Wordplay Crime+1

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Dance Paw-blem

Why aren't dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.

Animals Dogs Music+2

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Musical Chickens

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chicken? All they said was 'Bach, Bach, Bach, …'

Music Poultry Animals+1

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Breakfast Commitment

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Animals Farm Work+2

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Radioactive Feline

I saw a radioactive cat. It's got eighteen halflives.

Science Animals Physics

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Rabbit Vision

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Animals Vision Health+1

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Educational Safari

I liked the elephant school, I enjoyed the rhino college, but my favorite was the hippo campus

Animals School Wordplay+1

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Qualification Query

Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet all the koalafications.

Animals Wordplay Koalas+2

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Shared Prime

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

Animals Wordplay Technology

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Chicken Humor

It'll be a minute before I get hard. I just got laid by a chick.

Innuendo Adult Poultry+1

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Canine Silence

I asked my dog what's two minus two, he said nothing.

Animals Dogs Math+2

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Typo Pun

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says: I think I might be a Type-O.

Religion Animals Wordplay+2

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Eyeless Fish

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A FSH!

Wordplay Animals Parenting+1

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Martial Pork

What should you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!

Animals Wordplay Farm+1

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Spelling Contest

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? It's the spelling bee.

Animals Intelligence Wordplay+2

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Weight Comparison

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other? A little lighter!

Animals Wordplay Light+2

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