Breakfast Commitment
Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.
AnimalsFarmWork+2
ANIMALS JOKES
15 animals dad jokes. You asked for it.
Chicken Humor
It'll be a minute before I get hard. I just got laid by a chick.
InnuendoAdultPoultry+1
Magic Mut
What do you call a magig dog? A Labracadabrador.
AnimalsDogsWordplay+2
Timekeeping Insect
What kind of bug tells time? A clock Roach
InsectsTimeWordplay+1
Monkey Diet
A new study found that human eat more bananas than Monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
SatireWordplayMisdirection+2
Barnyard Blunders
Every time I tell a punny cow joke, I butcher it.
FarmAnimals
The Non-Swimmer
What kind of fish can't swim? A dead one.
Dark HumorFishAnimals
Buzzing Sales
What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.
WordplayInsectsFood+2
Unspoken Needs
I have a parrot and it talks. But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.
DeathAnimalsCommunication+1
Renaming the Cat Again
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
PetsTechnologyPassword+2
Smart Blonde
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
DogsWordplayAnimals
Lion's Wings
What do an eagle and a lion have in common? They both have wings, except for the lion.
LionWordplayAnimals+1
Mud Wrestling Wisdom
Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
FarmWordplayAnimals
Hardworking Hen
Why are chickens considered good employees? Because they work around the cluck.
AnimalsFarmWork+1
Shark-athlon
A shark can out-swim me, but I can outrun it. In a triathlon, it all comes down to cycling! Who's betting?
SportsAnimals