A Decade of Grumpiness
I'm not crazy. I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years.
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9 frustration dad jokes. You asked for it.
I'm not crazy. I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years.
I am more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out candles.
eBay is useless. I searched for 'lighters' and got 12,544 matches.
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
You'd think the brain area that remembered phone numbers would now handle passwords! But... nope!
I can't stand running on the treadmill for half an hour, only to look down and see it's been just 4 minutes.
The toughest thing about being human? Realizing you have no 'Ctrl+Z' for life's mistakes
I never lose my car in the parking lot. Itβs just temporarily misplaced!