Candles Jokes

3 candles dad jokes. You asked for it.

The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.

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I am more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out candles.

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Once you reach a venerable age... You just need 1 candle on your cake for one more year on Earth!

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