Husband Jokes

7 husband dad jokes. You asked for it.

My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.

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My wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Husband: For the last 28 years, all you've done is find mistakes in anything I say. Wife: 29 years...

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Women marry hoping he'll change... Men marry believing she won't... Both are wrong!!!

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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always!

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My wife apologised to me the other day. She said she was sorry for ever marrying me.

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