Insects Jokes

9 insects dad jokes. You asked for it.

Hive Mystery

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleavable.

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Spelling Contest

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? It's the spelling bee.

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Timekeeping Insect

What kind of bug tells time? A clock Roach

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Temporal Preference

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.

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The Weakest Pillar

What kind of pillar is very bad at holding up a building? A caterpillar.

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Buzzing Sales

What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.

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Fly in the Mind

What do you get when a fly is buzzing inside a blonde's head? A space invader!

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Counting Legs

Do ten millipede equal one centipede?

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Fly in the Soup Dilemma

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Impossible! We used them all in the raisin bread...

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