Math Jokes

40 math dad jokes. You asked for it.

Statistics Got Personal

My Math teacher called me average. How mean!

MathSchoolInsult

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Tuition Well Spent

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.

MathSchoolMoney

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Numbers Lie Wet

Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

StatisticsMathRiver

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Password Hostage

Enter an 11-digit prime number to continue.

PasswordMathLogin+1

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Math Class Compliments

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

MathNumbersZero

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Numbers Doing Numbers

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make 75% of the world's population.

MathStatisticsNumbers

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Math Tutor in Fur

I asked my dog what's two minus two, he said nothing.

DogMathPet

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Secure As A Screen Door

Easy to remember, my password is the last 16 digits of the number PI.

PasswordPiMath+2

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Eyes On The Numbers

Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses. It helps for division.

MathGlassesSchool

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Toga Math

When is 'L' greater than 'XL'? In ancient Rome.

NumbersHistoryMath

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Feathered Curriculum

What kind of Math do birds love? Owl-gebra?

BirdsMathOwl+2

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Geometry Smackdown

What did the Triangle say to the Circle? You're pointless!

MathInsult

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The Hopeful Investor

Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.

MathMoneyFinance

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Above the Bar

There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people understand this.

MathNumbers

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Bad Math, Worse Crowd

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

NumbersMathFight

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Algebra Owes Me

To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero... Thanks for nothing!

MathZeroNumbers+1

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Orchard Math

How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them. All apples grow on an apple tree.

FruitMathLogic

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Numbers Under Oath

42% of statistics are made up!

StatisticsNumbersMath+1

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Bakery Mathematics

"What is the value of pi?", "Depending on what pie. Usually 12.99$."

PiMath

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Math Class for Believers

Number of unicorns + 5 = 5, unicorns they don't exist

MathEquationZero

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FUN FACT, Allegedly

FUN FACT! When pythons hatch, the European species measure 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 cm. Their American cousins are much bigger, with 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 inches

PiMathNumbers

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Math Major Energy

Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.

SchoolMathLife

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Bug Math Class

Do ten millipede equal one centipede?

MathInsects

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Scientific Distraction Index

The sight of a woman's cleavage reduces a man's ability to think clearly by 50%... per boob!

MathAttention

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