Movie Jokes

5 movie dad jokes. You asked for it.

Pasture Premiere Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

CowMovieFarm

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Alien Abbreviations

What's ET short for? Because he's got little legs.

AlienMovie

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Box Office Booty

What is the new pirates movie rated? Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Movie

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Spotted the Rubber Tail

I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.

DinosaurMovie

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Now Showing in the Deli

Have you seen the new movie on shredded cheese? Grate Expectations Directed by Mozzarella Scorsqueaky It's Grated.

CheeseMovie

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