Dinosaur Jokes

7 dinosaur dad jokes. You asked for it.

What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A thesaurus!

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A Tyrannosaurus Ghost appears to the chicken, saying "Remember who you are!"

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What do you call a dinosaur playing hide and seek? A Doyouthinkhesaurus.

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T-shirt is short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.

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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they are extinct!

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The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program.

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I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.

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