Panic Jokes

3 panic dad jokes. You asked for it.

Cover Your Tracks

Oops! Dialed 911 by mistake, so I lit a small fire... just to save face!

Panic

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Cosmic Doomsday Drill

The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years. And you sit there... acting like everything is fine!

ProcrastinationPanic

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Suspiciously Relaxed

If you remain calm while everything around you is in chaos, you likely haven’t fully grasped the situation.

AwarenessPanicWisdom

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