Procrastination Jokes

13 procrastination dad jokes. You asked for it.

Spotless Means Trouble

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

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Procrastinators Manifesto

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Right Past My Ear

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly by...

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Consistency Is A Virtue

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 5 years in a row now.

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Tomorrow Sounds Better

A procrastinator's work is never done.

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Cosmic Doomsday Drill

The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years. And you sit there... acting like everything is fine!

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Tomorrow Sounds Promising

A procrastinator's work is never done.

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Brain On, Hands Off

I think, therefore I can't get anything done.

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The Tomorrow Tax

The cost of procrastination is the life you could've lived.

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Aged To Excellence

I procrastinate so that by the time I get to my tasks, I’ll be older and wiser.

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The Mythical Monday

How to stay poor. I'll start tomorrow

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Letter Never Mailed

Dear Self, just give me time... I'm going to make you proud!

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Procrastination Memoir

I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing. It will be my oughtobiography.

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