Procrastination Advice
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Procrastination Jokes
23 procrastination dad jokes. You asked for it.
Weekend Goal
My goal for the weekend is to move just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
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Lazy Fact
Lazy people fact #875437255. You were too lazy to read that number.
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Sleep Shapers
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go back to sleep.
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Gym-nesia Strikes Again
I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 5 years in a row now.
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Lazy Logic
I don't understand why people don't like lazy people. They didn't do anything.
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Never-Ending To-Do List
A procrastinator's work is never done.
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Doing It Quickly
When you don't know what you are doing... It's best to do it quickly.
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The Late Morning Person
I could be a morning person... if morning started around noon.
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The Eternal To-Do List
A procrastinator's work is never done.
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Late In, Early Out: Office Habits
I always arrive late at the office but I make up for it by leaving early.
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The Thinker's Dilemma
I think, therefore I can't get anything done.
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Wasted Time Wisdom
If you enjoyed the time you wasted, then it wasnโt wasted time.
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Procrastination Price
The cost of procrastination is the life you could've lived.
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Procrastination Wisdom
I procrastinate so that by the time I get to my tasks, Iโll be older and wiser.
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Asteroid Excuse
Been waiting for the asteroid all day... just to get out of preparing that Monday morning team briefing.
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Oughtobiography
I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing. It will be my oughtobiography.
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The A to C of Laziness
Just finished writing my first book... The A to C of Laziness.
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