Wisdom Jokes

49 wisdom dad jokes. You asked for it.

Ancient Wisdom Updated

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

FishingBeerWisdom+1

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Selectively Remembered

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

NostalgiaMemoryAging+2

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Tested By The Decades

Fight me if you wish but know that I am old for a reason.

AgeWisdomFight+1

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The Last Sentence

A conclusion is the part where I got tired of thinking…

ThinkingTiredPhilosophy+1

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Sleeping Like A Saint

A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.

MemoryWisdomAging

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The Reset Button

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called TOMORROW.

TomorrowLifeWisdom+1

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Socrates In Slippers

I know I am intelligent because I know that I know nothing.

IntelligenceWisdomPhilosophy+2

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Heart Needs a Chaperone

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

HeartBrainWisdom+2

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Winging It

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

AgeAgingOld+2

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Calendar Math

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

LifeTimeWisdom

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Diploma With Asterisks

Education: What you didn’t even know you didn’t know.

EducationSchoolLearning+2

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Recliner Philosophy Hour

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

AgeAgingWisdom+2

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Two Temperatures Only

A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.

BeerHeartWisdom+2

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Pick Your Skirmishes

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

WisdomAdviceConflict+1

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Compliment With Asterisks

I like you. You remind me when I was young and stupid.

YouthWisdomRoast+2

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Filter Sold Separately

Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.

WisdomFoolsSpeech+2

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The Lab Coat Reframe

The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he's one who asks the right questions!

QuestionsCuriosityWisdom+1

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Filter Installed Late

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then... don't say it!

WisdomSilenceSelf+1

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Old Proverb New Math

Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.

MoneyPowerWisdom

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The Universal Job Site Rule

Meskimen's Law: "There is never time to do it right, but there is always time to do it over."

WorkMistakesWisdom

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From The Recliner

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

LifePhilosophyWisdom+1

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Razor Sharp Theory

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

WisdomPeople

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Suspiciously Relaxed

If you remain calm while everything around you is in chaos, you likely haven’t fully grasped the situation.

AwarenessPanicWisdom

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Delayed Reaction Champion

He who laughs last, thinks slowest!

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