Paradox Jokes

5 paradox dad jokes. You asked for it.

If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

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Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

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If I asked you to go out with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

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All generalizations are wrong, including this one!

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I'm changing every day. That's the only thing that's constant! Consistency has never been so unpredictable.

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