Dating Jokes

13 dating dad jokes. You asked for it.

Pickup Lines, Country Edition

How do you win the heart of a female farmer? Attract her!

FarmDatingRomance

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Closing Tab Speech

What did the bartender say to his date? Alcohol you later!

BartenderAlcoholDating+1

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Self Improvement Loophole

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person so I can get a better girlfriend.

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Smoothest Line I Got

I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in department stores, so I wouldn't read too much into it.

RomanceDating

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Cocky at the Bar

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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The Teenager Budget

Having teenagers is just paying for a bunch of dates that you don't get to go on.

TeenagerParentingDating+1

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Courtship Study

Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.

DatingMen

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Cold Open

If you are having a blind date on a glacier, don't break the ice.

Dating

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The Safest Pickup Line

If I asked you to go out with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

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Lowered Expectations

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Produce Aisle Politics

If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes, you let that mango.

FruitDating

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Reservation Confirmed

Relationship Status: Table for one but drinks for two.

DatingRestaurantDrinks

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Reanimated Romance

I dated a zombie once. When we broke up, she fell apart.

ZombieDating

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