Dating Jokes

17 dating dad jokes. You asked for it.

Pickup Lines, Country Edition

How do you win the heart of a female farmer? Attract her!

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Closing Tab Speech

What did the bartender say to his date? Alcohol you later!

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Self Improvement Loophole

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person so I can get a better girlfriend.

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Smoothest Line I Got

I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in department stores, so I wouldn’t read too much into it.

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Cocky At The Bar

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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Romance Without The Romance

Having teenagers is just paying for a bunch of dates that you don't get to go on.

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Optometry Saved Me

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!

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Low Bar Romance

A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, 'Oh alright, I'll stay the night.'

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Asking For a Friend

Why do bachelors like smart women? Because they're so rare.

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Cold Open

If you are having a blind date on a glacier, don't break the ice.

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Specify Your Terms

When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime... I meant with me.

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Produce Aisle Politics

If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes you let that mango.

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Audiobook Romance

I avoid dating older women. Their life stories take too long to hear.

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Reconnaissance, Romantically

I'm not a stalker, I'm just an unpaid private investigator.

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Field Research

A laundromat is a poor place to pick up a woman. If she can't afford a washing machine, she probably won't be able to support you either.

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Reservation Confirmed

Relationship Status: Table for one but drinks for two.

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Reanimated Romance

I dated a zombie once. When we broke up, she fell apart.

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